Graphic by K-Rad (Please don't kill me, I love you.)

    There is a tiny town, not even a speck on the map, located in the buttcrack of civilization. It is in this tiny town, where the men are ape-like, the women are hairy, and the children are all just plain stupid. This episode is brought to you by Fuct Tape, the fix-all tape that's toxic too! If it's fucked up, Fuct Tape will fix it in a jiffy. Now, back to our show...

   As you may or may not know, Damascus is a tiny town located in northern Montgomery county. Nothing important ever happens there, nothing important will ever happen there (except maybe some football game we'll all forget when we wake up tomorrow morning). Damascus is the home to 8,500 people. Frankly, I think this is a hideous lie. I only see the same 12 people over and over again, even in my nightmares. Where did the other 8,488 people go? I think this is a terrible lie made up just to make Damascus seem bigger than it is. Why bother to make a grain of sand a pebble? Now that you know what Damascus is, (if anything at all), take the time to further explore the absolute uselessness of this site on the left of your screen.

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Now, go play with that piece of shit menu I made! Go doggy! Fetch!
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