If you haven't already realized it by now, that burning building on the intro is Damascus High School... 91% white, 100% retarded. Average SAT score is 1050, not even enough to get in to a state university... we're all going to Hamburger University! WOOHOO! Everybody loves a nice warm McP00p burger. If you want, you can laugh at the school's page by throwing your mouse at this dot --->>  .  <<--- on the screen. If don't like killing mice and prefer to let them run rampant in your home, just click here to be vomited into the DHS page...
Since I insist upon being an annoying asshead, here's the complete URL for your viewing displeasure: http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/schools/damascushs/

Jump into my butt.

I am not done with this page and will not be for quite a while, but I will add chunks of p00p to it  ..::iii;:.... at some point. Yeah lotsa pretty little pictures of moldy, rotting, small, overcrowded DHS.

Damascus is also home/hell to three other (four, but I don't give shit about the third other school) schools... They are Damascus Elementary, which I attended when I was about about waist high and could give a nasty uppercut. That and I smelled funny and wore tissue boxes on my feet instead of shoes. It was hard to run. Yes.

The second school is John T. Baker Middle School. It is a large, ugly building with a large, ugly principal. She is fat and wear lots of makeup. I dared a guy to touch her face and his hand got stuck and had to be cut off because the makeup ate it and gave him gangrene and it smells like p00p. It was a school filled with p00p and is too bureaucratic for little kids who like to speak French and play with p00p. They have a homepage too and it is large and silly and make annoying noises.

The fart (third) school (if you want to call it that) is Rocky Hell Middle School and it is a larger ugly building with chain link fences and guards surrounding it. Many a pigeon has been shot there. It is sad. It is a school filled with larger amounts of p00p and is a very smelly place for little kids who like to speak Spanish and play with p00p. I don't remember/care if they made a web site or something. If they have a plate of gorgonzola bread I'll take it.

Schools in Damascus are gay and only faggots go to these schools because they're gay. In my biology class I learned how to play with owl p00p and find rat heads in it. It was smelly and crunchy. I liked throwing sheep eyes at the jocks until I got embalming fluid on my brand new supafresh Wal-Mart shirt. Now Stone Cold Steve Austin p00p 3:27 has a giant yellow pee spot on his bald smelly head. It's okay I found $5 so I could get a new one and show it off to all my friends. Wait... I have none. I make little make believe friends out of my p00p.

More to be p00ped out on to this page... PRETTY PICTURES! WHEEE! PENIS!

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