Alright, you're probably asking yourself, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY THINKING? I LOVE THIS GOD FORSAKEN FOREST!" Well, here is your answer big fella (please don't hurt me, or my daddy will serve up some anal justice) and my mission:

• Damascus is unimportant
• Damascus SUCKS
• I'm bored
• Damascus is easy to make fun of
• I live in Damascus, so lick my butt
• Damascus calls itself a town
• You probably shouldn't be reading this
• This isn't even a list
• I just like to play with bullets
• So does farmer Cobb, and he's shooting at me

Fine bitch, here's the real answer... Damascus sucks in the most terrible of ways and nobody has done anything about it. I'm sure plenty of you out there love this quaint little town located in the middle of a fucking forest. No, not a forest, but a FUCKING forest. It smells like pee. Some of it is my pee. I pee on Damascus.

Damascus Sucks! ------> Damascus Sucks!  -------> It smells like p00p. ---------> Damascus Sucks!

So anyway, the whole point is to piss the living fuck out of you, or fucking the living piss out of you. Whichever way it goes. Why yes! This IS another piece of shit, and if you know who made this site, then you better know damn well I can do a hell of a lot better job than this! I just lamered off the Damascus-type pages out there (esp. DHS, where all the stupid people go to school, including fuckers like yours truly) and went for that shitty "I'm a fucking gorgonzola brain that thinks he knows about making web shit" kinda look. It makes me want to ralph all over myself. Ooops... too late.... listen, why don't you play around some more while I go wipe my ass with Damascus grass...

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