Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land very far away, there were two guys (Evan and Wally) who got very bored. These guys (Evan and Wally) got so bored that they decided to throw a party, just for the hell of it, in the middle of the week, with less than 24 hrs. notice. The events that took place later that day went down in history, or at least on a piece of paper that was found three days later. But that's another story. The bottom line is, da sHacK KreW is a bunch of bored, stupid kids with nothing better to do than throw the best damn parties in the area.

At first it was two guys (Evan and Wally) eating Chinese food, late in the spring, in a small suburban town. It was warm, nobody had thrown a party for the longest time, and everything seemed to go in slow motion. Then the drugs wore off and these guys (Evan and Wally) threw a party not long after. They didn't invite anybody in particular, and they didn't have any food, so how was this going to work? It turned out that the former toolshed was host to... something quite incredible. Since that day, the sHacK KreW has grown to multiple bored individuals who throw parties on a regular basis. The sHacK KreW has a pretty good record and all their parties have good turnouts*. Yeah, stupid people can do incredible things when they're bored.

If you're interested in enlisting the help of the sHacK KreW to throw your next party, drop us a line or something. We'd appreciate it!

* A testament to this fact is Insomnia 5, which was not promoted by the sHacK KreW and had a miserable turnout, even though word was out for two weeks beforehand. It had worse turnout than a sHacK KreW event with a two day notice. Serves them right. Or something. It was still a good party, but where were all the people?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.